Author: Heath Andrews

Lance Zaal apparently doesn’t have an axe to grind against Lizzie Borden. In fact, he’s counting on her storied legacy to help him take a whack at some new property ownership. Early in 2021, the home of the infamous Lizzie Borden and her parents went up for sale. Zaal is closing on a deal that would make him the new owner. In case you’re not familiar with famous double homicide cases of 1892, or children’s jump-rope rhymes, let’s take a quick moment to dive into a bit of history. Lizzie Borden was an American woman born and raised in Fall…

Sylvester Stallone has hung up the mantle of Rocky Balboa, confirming he will not appear in MGM’s “Creed III.”

Mark Elliott, legendary voice talent behind a score of trailers for films, has unfortunately passed away. He was 81.

A Louisiana man has been arrested after refusing the mandatory temperature check needed to enter Walt Disney World.

The strangest things happen in Florida, like this military explosive that washed up on a beach, and was safely recovered.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds…of espionage! A recently announced film project from Amazon Studios is set to humorously feature the United States Postal Service in their true capacity as an elite organization of super spies. At the center of it- hot off the heels of starring in “Coming 2 America”- Jermaine Fowler. Originally reported by Deadline, Fowler is in talks to star in “The U.S.P.S.” as the main character, Michael. Michael’s world gets turned radically upside down after his postal carrier mother is killed.…

Sacramento Pizzeria receives apology letter, $2k from unknown person who drunkenly smashed their window 2 weeks ago.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch? More like, Shrimpamon Toast Crunch!!! Eh? EH!?? No, but seriously, this is gross enough to where if you’re presently eating something, you may want to take a break for a moment. During the course of the day on March 22nd, author and podcast host Jensen Karp took to Twitter to post about a supposed discovery he’d made in his breakfast cereal. Disgusting as it may seem, it would appear Karp discovered two discarded shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Karp made sure to point out that this was not meant as some sort of…

As technology ever marches onwards, we often have to say goodbye to things of the past. Apparently that time is about to come for three of Sony’s consoles and their online stores. Following an allegedly reliable but yet unconfirmed report from TheGamer, Sony’s online stores for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation Portable, and PS Vita will be shutting down in only a few months time. UPDATE On March 29th, the news has been officially confirmed by Sony via emails sent out to PlayStation users. On March 22nd, tech and video game website TheGamer reported through an unnamed but verified source, that…

Director Chris Columbus confirms that enough Robin Willams adlibs exist to make an R-rated “Mrs. Doubtfire.”