If, like us, you’re struggling to find your “me time,” may we suggest a collection of adult-themed coloring books you can pick up from Amazon right now? There are of course your average run-of-the-mill mandala offerings- for stress treatment and relaxation- but then you’ve got your swearword filled ones too!
F**k Off Coronavirus, I’m Coloring.
Coronavirus sucks. Self-quarantining sucks. Social distancing sucks. With reasons to stress coming at us from all directions, why not take a break and just tell life to shut the fuck up? Forget the news and forget the people you’re stuck indoors with. Practice some colorfully meditative self-care with 112 coloring pages packed with belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plan immature language. Color away the stress as you tune out all the coronavirus bullshit and create an irreverent masterpiece. Give this novel virus the double bird and color the hell out of this coloring book!
Pick up your copy here.
Nickelodeon The Splat, for 90’s kids
Fans of Nickelodeon’s The Splat are sure to love this amazingly detailed coloring book that celebrates classic shows like Ren and Stimpy, Rugrats, Rocko’s Modern Life, Hey Arnold!, and many, many more. Featuring a foiled cover, it’s perfect for boys, girls, and adults of all ages!
Pick up your copy here.
The Beauty of Horror: A GOREgeous Coloring Book
Get that red crayon ready! With this coloring book for adults channeling The Walking Dead meets The Secret Garden, comics creator/rock star Alan Robert (Crawl to Me, Killogy, Wire Hangers) invites fans of horror to discover their inner-colorist. Through intricate pen and ink illustrations to complete, color, and embellish, readers will meet an onslaught of severed heads, monsters, deadly weapons, and skeletal remains.
Visit burial grounds, the zombie apocalypse, serial killer lairs, and gruesome torture chambers. Horror fans and newcomers alike will welcome this GOREgeous and creative journey into a blood-soaked new world.
Pick up your copy here.
Mommy Drinks Because You Cry, A Sarcastic Coloring Book
Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book!
MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!
Pick up your copy here.
Maybe we’ll find some other options to add to this list later today, so check back!
Do you have a favorite de-stressing method? Let us know, we’re always up for new ideas.
