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As much as we thought this "Saturday Night Live" sketch was a fever dream...we assure you, it wasn't. Imagine one billionaire Elon Musk, founder of Tesla Motors and SpaceX, as Wario. For those…
Weekend Update: Baby Yoda Vows to End Baby Groot
We're not sure how we feel about this most recent episode of "Saturday Night Live." Host Elon Musk was actually....not the worst? We're as shocked as anyone, because we were absolutely expecting the…
Jeff Bezos Files Suit Against Elon Musk for NASA Lunar Contract
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is really pissed off that SpaceX CEO Elon Musk was awarded the official NASA contract to build crucial parts of a future lunar mission. So much in fact, that Bezos's Blue Origin…
Elon Musk Hosting “Saturday Night Live” For Some Reason
We're not sure how to tell you this, but Elon Musk will be hosting "Saturday Night Live." No, this isn't a joke. The long-running NBC sketch comedy show announced Musk's hosting along with the…
Neuralink Partner Says Real Life “Jurassic Park” from Elon Musk Possible
Max Hodak thinks a real life "Jurassic Park" is totally possible from his Neuralink partner Elon Musk. Cue the Dr. Ian Malcolm quotes.
Elon Musk Passes Jeff Bezos as World’s Richest Person
In a strange twist of stock market fate, Tesla company founder and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just passed Amazon's Jeff Bezos to claim the dubious title of World's Richest Person. According to a report…
Scientists Extract Insect DNA from Tree Sap- No Way This Could Possibly Go Wrong
You know that thing in zombie movies where it's like the genre doesn't exist within that particular film's world? Like they don't know the warning signs of the undead rising, or how to go for the…
Tesla Model S Priced at $69,420- Our Immature Selves are Giggling
SURE, the new Tesla Model S is expensive, but its totally a great number nonetheless.
Tesla’s Red Satin Short Shorts Sold Out in Minutes
Tesla's red satin short-shorts have sold out in minutes, leaving us to ask who exactly bought them.
NASA, SpaceX Make History with Picture Perfect Launch
We are so pleased to share the news that the much anticipated historical NASA and SpaceX launch of the Dragon Crew Capsule has successfully taken place. It's been 9 years since a manned launch from…