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    Send Your Ex Some Scorpions this Valentine’s Day

    Breana CeballosBy Breana CeballosFebruary 6, 20232 Mins Read
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    Want to let your ex know you’re thinking about them? Here’s a great way to get your point across. For anyone feeling STUNG this Valentine’s Day, Topo Chico Hard Seltzer has a solution that’s truly out of the box. They are daring you to send someone in your life (ahem, your ex?) a Scorpion Valentine. Yes, a real unalive scorpion.

    The scorpion is edible but can serve as a message only if that’s the intent. For anyone who left you feeling burned (or stung) this might be just the thing to let them know how you feel about them now. Topo Chico has dipped it in a strawberry guava coating inspired by their signature seltzer flavor. This southwestern-style surprise will arrive in a fitting heart-shaped box. Each scorpion is ethically sourced and completely safe to eat.

    These Scorpion Valentines go on sale for $6.99 on February 10 at 8 AM EST. We recommend setting your alarm so that you don’t miss out on sending one to your ex. Of course if you do, you can always opt for a bag of dicks. Or perhaps you want to send them a message like in the “Godfather” films with a plush severed horse head? Emphasis on the plush.

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    Just fill out the appropriate info, and Topo Chico Hard Seltzer will handle the delivery. Plus, those who choose to send a scorpion valentine won’t be empty handed on Valentine’s Day. Each order comes with a discounted Topo Chico Hard Seltzer for participating in the fun.

    DISCLOSURE: This post may contain affiliate links. Meaning when you click the link and make a purchase, we may receive a commission, which helps Nerdbot keep the lights on.

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