The Nerd Side Of Life

Look How They Massacred My Bed- With Severed Horse Head Pillow

Looking to get your frenemy something but can’t quite decide between a bag of dicks and a steaming pile of poo? Well we have found probably the best “gift” ever. Bonus points if they’ve never seen “The Godfather,” because the context would be totally lost on them. And GOOD because that movie is awesome, and any decent human being has already seen it.

Anyway… I found this amazing severed horse head pillow on a site called Here’s what they have to say about it:

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And revenge is a dish best served stuffed:  Another Kropserkel original! 
A custom severed horse head pillow™ plush that is actually quite comfortable to sleep on, albeit just a tad on the south side of morbid.

A great conversation piece for the wannabe wise guy who has everything, and whose wife won’t let them own a revolver.  For that matter, something for the authentic wise guy that has a job to do, but has a soft side for the well being of animals. A great home theatre accessory as a tough guy’s Teddy bear, aimed squarely at those with a diabolically dark sense of humor.  Fans of the mob’s harsh brand of communication can now unite and rest comfortably, if not uneasily. Send someone a message they will never forget without the risk of facing prison time for it.

Finally, a gift you can send to your ‘frienemies’. For the recipient, there will be no misunderstanding that you want them to get a better sleep…….. A better sleep with the fishes that is. Our horse heads can be packed with a customized personal note, and shipped to anyone you think deserves one.

This doesn’t have to be just for your foes either. Think of how great this would be as a guest pillow for when your friends and family come to spend the night? How about that cousin you don’t particularly like? Well why not let them have the horsey pillow and call it a day. If they don’t shape up after a night of that then there’s truly no hope for them.

Order your own severed horse head pillow here. And uh, revenge is a dish best served cold.

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