NERDBOT
    Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube
    Subscribe
    NERDBOT
    • News
      • Reviews
    • Movies & TV
    • Comics
    • Gaming
    • Collectibles
    • Science & Tech
    • Nerd Culture
    • About Us
      • Join the Team at Nerdbot
    NERDBOT
    Home»Animals»Send Your Ex Some Scorpions this Valentine’s Day
    Topo Chico
    Animals

    Send Your Ex Some Scorpions this Valentine’s Day

    Breana CeballosBy Breana CeballosFebruary 6, 2023Updated:February 6, 20232 Mins Read
    Share
    Facebook Twitter Pinterest Reddit WhatsApp Email

    Want to let your ex know you’re thinking about them? Here’s a great way to get your point across. For anyone feeling STUNG this Valentine’s Day, Topo Chico Hard Seltzer has a solution that’s truly out of the box. They are daring you to send someone in your life (ahem, your ex?) a Scorpion Valentine. Yes, a real unalive scorpion.

    The scorpion is edible but can serve as a message only if that’s the intent. For anyone who left you feeling burned (or stung) this might be just the thing to let them know how you feel about them now. Topo Chico has dipped it in a strawberry guava coating inspired by their signature seltzer flavor. This southwestern-style surprise will arrive in a fitting heart-shaped box. Each scorpion is ethically sourced and completely safe to eat.

    These Scorpion Valentines go on sale for $6.99 on February 10 at 8 AM EST. We recommend setting your alarm so that you don’t miss out on sending one to your ex. Of course if you do, you can always opt for a bag of dicks. Or perhaps you want to send them a message like in the “Godfather” films with a plush severed horse head? Emphasis on the plush.

    Topo Chico

    Just fill out the appropriate info, and Topo Chico Hard Seltzer will handle the delivery. Plus, those who choose to send a scorpion valentine won’t be empty handed on Valentine’s Day. Each order comes with a discounted Topo Chico Hard Seltzer for participating in the fun.

    DISCLOSURE: This post may contain affiliate links. Meaning when you click the link and make a purchase, we receive a commission, which helps Nerdbot keep the lights on.

    Author

    Breana Ceballos
    Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn WhatsApp Reddit Email
    Previous ArticleBest of the Fest: 10 Films We Watched at Sundance 2023
    Next Article Popcorners’ “Breaking Bad” Super Bowl Commercial Out Now
    Breana Ceballos
    • Website
    • Facebook
    • Twitter

    Hi! I am the Managing Editor for Nerdbot.com I enjoy watching anime, learning about new things and keeping up with Nerd Culture. I love writing and hope to introduce people to things that they may not have known about before through my articles. If you think you may be interested in submitting a guest article please check out the "Write for Nerdbot" section on the main page!

    Related Posts

    Amiry the serval aka "Cocaine Cat"

    We Jumped the “Cocaine Shark” All the Way to “Cocaine Cat”

    March 10, 2023

    Florida Wants to Ban Dogs Sticking Heads Out of Car Windows

    March 6, 2023

    Massive Alligator Spotted on Florida Golf Course

    March 4, 2023
    Cat found in Las Vegas hotel

    Cat Lost in Vegas Hotel Room for Days Before Anyone Noticed

    March 3, 2023
    Bald eagle

    Two Men Charged with Killing Bald Eagle They Planned to Eat

    March 2, 2023

    Meet Nala: The World’s Richest Cat, Worth $100 Million

    March 1, 2023
    • Trending
    • Latest
    • Movies
    • TV

    Christian Activist Suing The NFL For $867 Trillion Over Half-Time Show

    February 5, 2020

    Marvel Eyeing GOT Star Nathalie Emmanuel To Play The MCU’s Storm

    June 27, 2019

    Rumor: Charlie Hunnam In Talks For New Wolverine Movie

    May 20, 2019

    Scientists Are Actually Trying to Open a Portal to a Mirror Universe(Yes Really)

    December 28, 2019
    Dick drawing in the snow at the Tea Cup Bowl in Alyeska Resort, Alaska.

    Helicopter Dispatched to (Poorly) Erase Drawing on Mountain

    March 10, 2023

    Loungfly x Lisa Frank Adds More Wildly Nostalgic Designs

    March 10, 2023
    Amiry the serval aka "Cocaine Cat"

    We Jumped the “Cocaine Shark” All the Way to “Cocaine Cat”

    March 10, 2023

    95th Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees Ranked

    March 10, 2023

    95th Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees Ranked

    March 10, 2023
    "Drag Me to Hell," 2009 poster

    Sam Raimi Teases Possible “Drag Me to Hell” Sequel

    March 10, 2023

    Chris McQuarrie Welcomes Hannah Waddingham to “Mission: Impossible 7”

    March 10, 2023
    Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams.

    “Wednesday” Star May be Joining “Beetlejuice 2”

    March 10, 2023

    Pluto TV has 24-Hour “MST3K” Episodes Live and On Demand

    March 10, 2023

    Bella Ramsey on THAT “The Last of Us” Episode 8 Scene

    March 9, 2023

    “Yellowjackets” Season 2 Trailer is Hauntingly Beautiful

    March 9, 2023

    Richard Madden, Priyanka Chopra Jonas Star in Russo Brothers’ “Citadel”

    March 9, 2023
    Related Posts

    None found

    San Diego Comic-Con
      • auction
      • carnivorous plant
      • dinosaur
      • pennyworth
      • San Diego Comic-Con
    NERDBOT
    Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube
    © 2023 NERDBOT Media

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.