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That Time Elon Musk Was Wario on “Saturday Night Live”

As much as we thought this “Saturday Night Live” sketch was a fever dream…we assure you, it wasn’t. Imagine one billionaire Elon Musk, founder of Tesla Motors and SpaceX, as Wario. For those unfamiliar with Super Mario Bros. and it’s offshoots, Wario is the “evil” Mario. Yes, there’s an evil Luigi too- Waluigi. The sketch […]

Weekend Update: Baby Yoda Vows to End Baby Groot

We’re not sure how we feel about this most recent episode of “Saturday Night Live.” Host Elon Musk was actually….not the worst? We’re as shocked as anyone, because we were absolutely expecting the episode to be a shi*tshow, for lack of a better term. We’d go so far as to say Musk is one of […]

Jeff Bezos Files Suit Against Elon Musk for NASA Lunar Contract

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is really pissed off that SpaceX CEO Elon Musk was awarded the official NASA contract to build crucial parts of a future lunar mission. So much in fact, that Bezos’s Blue Origin has filed a 50-page protest of the contract award with Government Accountability Office. This is like the ultimate James […]

Elon Musk Hosting “Saturday Night Live” For Some Reason

We’re not sure how to tell you this, but Elon Musk will be hosting “Saturday Night Live.” No, this isn’t a joke. The long-running NBC sketch comedy show announced Musk’s hosting along with the musical guest, Miley Cyrus. This news was met with immediate concerns about just how loose cannon-y Musk might be. This wasn’t […]

Elon Musk Passes Jeff Bezos as World’s Richest Person

In a strange twist of stock market fate, Tesla company founder and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just passed Amazon’s Jeff Bezos to claim the dubious title of World’s Richest Person. According to a report from Bloomberg, this jockeying for financial positions happened when Tesla, the company named for the brilliant inventor Nikola Tesla, had a […]