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The Tully Monster is the Weirdest Animal of All Time

Nature sure loves some weird stuff. From aye-ayes to onycopherans to spinosaurs, there were some super weird animals that did or do exist. The weirdest of all time may be the Tully Monster.

Image: This is a Tully monster. It looks like a joke some kid drew.

The Tully monsters (genus Tullimonstrum) are an extinct group of very real animals, despite their name sounding like some mythological creature. They had bilateral symmetry, grew up to around a foot or so, and looked like… Uh…

Imagine if the basic outline of a Jesus fish had one long tentacle out front with a claw on it and had a couple of stalks with eyeballs. That sort of gives you an idea. This is just… I mean, come on. Nature was having some major fun back in the water 300 million years ago. It’s so fascinating and weird that Illinois made this cool beast the state fossil.

But what makes the Tully monster so weird is not that it looks insanely strange, but that we really have no idea where it fits on the tree of life. Monster every living or extinct animal has some basic features shared by a group. Extinct dinosaurs and living birds share many anatomical features and we have a series of fossils that show dinosaurs evolving and the birds evolving from dinosaurs. Snakes don’t look very much like a lizard, but both snakes and lizards have a series of genetic similarities and features and fossils that snow that snakes had a lizard (technically squamate) ancestors and so are in the group of organisms we call “lizards and snakes”.

Image: Tullford G. Monseranum, the greatest Tully monster Senator in history.

But Tully mosnter is or is not related to people and is or is not related to squids and is or is not related to something else…

What we know: It certainly looks like an animal, it has fins, eyes, and a mouth on a long tentacle-thing with teeth. Because of that, we would call it an animal in the group Bilateria. That is all the animals that are symmetrical down the middle, like us or frogs, and not symmetrical in a circle like a jellyfish.

Image: You’ve made it when you’re on a UHaul.

Tully monster is a vertebrate argument: Researchers have looked at numerous features in the fossils and many believe it is a very basal vertebrate or the group of organisms just below vertebrates that became the vertebrates. Some features in the fossils appear to look like gill slits and a spinal chord. The fins on the fossil also look very similar to some basal fish fins, like lampreys. The eye pigments fossilized also look a lot like those of fish and vertebrates. Plus, the soft tissues fossilized look a lot like early fishes.

Tully monster is an invertebrate argument: The fossil eye structures don’t really explain if they are a vertebrate or not. Eyeballs vary so wildly in their structures and such that it might as well be like saying “it has eyes so it must be a person”. Plus, those fossil gills don’t look like any gills of living or extinct fish. There’s no gill skeleton, much of the soft tissue “identified” may just be from the process of fossilization and not real, and the jaw is so different from known fish that the Tully monster would’ve had to lose and the re-evolve their jaws.

Image: The Tully monster’s place on the tree of life gets solved and unsolved about once a week.

Personally, I like to think the Tully monster is some weird alien from another world that landed on prehistoric earth and took up a home eating snails and stuff. That, or it’s a really weird branch of the molluscs (snails, squids, and their relatives). I make that guess entirely on the fact that it kind of looks like what I imagine a killer, mutant slug would look like.