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Cat Battle Armor to Boost Your Cats Self-Esteem


Looking for a cool new fashion for your cat? Does he/she tend to get into fights? Maybe they’re just depressed and you want them to feel cool. Well we’ve uncovered a shop on Etsy where you can get battle armor for your cat that should boost his confidence. Or at least make you feel like you own a really cool and rebellious cat. Because we all know most of our cats would just flop over as soon as you put this on them.

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“Custom made to fit your cat’s measurements! This is a custom piece made to order. If you’d like any changes, please contact us, and we can work with you and set up a separate listing.”

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“100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable, the Cat Battle Armor is a for-reals armor harness for your kitty. Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat’s hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower. Adjustable at the collar with elastic and two nickel silver buckles, and at the belly with grommeted corset-style lacing for a secure, comfortable fit.”

So that means even if you cat if fat or “chonky” as the kids say, the artist can work with you to create the purrfect armor. You can check out his Etsy by clicking the link here!

Nerdbot does not make anything off the sale of this item, we just thought you would like to know.

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