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Ghostbuster’s Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is Ready for Consumption!

You know how Peeps taste so good if you only eat them once a year? Well check out this Ghostbuster’s Stay Puft man. He’s made the same way with all marshmallow insides and granulated sugar on the outside along with some coloring for added flair. Vat19 is selling the 8 inch marshmallow man for just $12.99 but you better hurry because they’re going fast.

Whether you try to think of the most harmless thing, something that could never, ever possibly destroy you or you try to think of a giant terrorizing destructor that can stomp buildings to rubble, you’re thinking of the same thing—the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. This sweet sailor is also a multi-story tall monster summoned to destroy humanity. To save the world, you must risk being annihilated by crossing the streams of your proton pack… or just devour every marshmallow morsel of his delicious body.

Whether you start at the blue bib, the red neckerchief, or any part of this fluffy flesh, your tongue will be haunted by the classic flavor of pillowy marshmallow sprinkled with granules of sugar. You ain’t afraid of no ghost, so what are you waiting for?

This is most likely one of those cases of borrowing you niece or nephew and letting them eat the whole thing, showing them Ghostbusters for the first time and then sending them back to their parents for them to answer the tough questions. But hey forever will they remember you as the Aunt or Uncle who got them sugar high and showed them the light. This thing is massive so expect those kids to stay up all night long!

Ghostbusters: Afterlife is due to come out in theaters July 10th this year and if you can get your hands on one of these you’d be the coolest dude or dudette in the theater. Make sure you grab some ecto cooler as well and have the time of your life!