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    17 Junky Star Wars Quotes That Made Us Wonder Why

    Loryn StoneBy Loryn StoneAugust 30, 20183 Mins Read
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    The images in this post were created by Nerdbot reader Aaron Russell. Follow him on Twitter or check out his website for more Photoshop Hilarity!

     

    Who doesn’t love Star Wars?! With its wild space antics, light saber battles, good guys versus bad guys, rebel scum versus Empire baddies, and representation for all, Star Wars is truly a pop-culture mainstay loved by generations.

    Especially you, Brian. And it wasn’t called A New Hope, dammit. IT WAS JUST STAR WARS. YOU SAW IT IN THE THEATERS!

    But man, despite that brilliance in there- is there some boner dialogue or what?

    So hitch up your Jedi, pull up your parsecs, and take a ride in PopLurker’s bucket of bolts while we relive

    the Star Wars quotes that made us say…

    Why?

    So today on PopLurker, we’re counting down the worst sand-hating dialogue in Star Wars history complete with photos capturing the way WE remember the scenes looking!

     

    17-Salt“Salt.” – The Last Jedi

     

    16-CasinoSpace casino? Really? Go to hell. -The Last Jedi

     

    15-MomJoke

    The Last Jedi opens with a mom joke. Po opens with a mom joke that ultimately leads to the death of most of his squad mates. Cool! What a likeable guy.


    14-ChosenOne
    “You were the chosen one!” – Revenge of the Sith – One of the worst acted pieces of dialogue in cinema history.

     

    13-VaderDad

    “You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Get her out of here!” Man, if that wasn’t some dad-voice guilt right there. We sure Vader wasn’t Leia’s dad the whole time? – A New Hope

     

    12-Exqueeze “ESQUEEEZE ME!” – Jarjar Binks, The Phantom Menace

     

    11-Nooo“NOOOOOOOO!” -Darth Vader, Revenge of the Sith

     

    10-UnlimitedPower“No,no,no…you shall HUFFLEPUFF DURP-ADERP-DERP….UNLIMITED POWER!” This may not be the exact quote, but this is definitely how my ears remember that embarrassing sludge. Darth Sidious, Revenge of the Sith 

     

    9-YouAreSoAnakin: You are so…beautiful.
    Padme: It’s only because I’m so in love.
    Anakin: No. No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.
    Padme: Then love has blinded you?
    Anakin: Well…that’s not exactly what I meant.
    Padme: But it’s probably true.

    The most cringe/gag/wince worthy scene from Revenge of the Sith

     

    EP8-FF-007361When little Anakin says “Yippieeee” all dead-tone-horrible-actor, The Phantom Menace

     

    7-Angel::picks nose, licks finger:: Are you an angel? – Anakin Skywalker, The Phantom Menace

     

    6-HighGround

    “I have the high ground!” – Obi-wan after he and Anakin spent seven minutes leaping around lava rivers and machinery in “Revenge of the Sith”.

     

    5-IHateYouWhen Anakin screams “I HATE YOU!” like his dad just took his Gameboy away. Ugh, awful. – Revenge of the Sith

     

    4-IKilledThem

    I killed them. I killed them all. They’re dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM. – Anakin, Attack of the Clones

     

    3-VaderWatches

    It’s not exactly a line, but that scene in Return of the Jedi where the Emperor is laser-blasting Luke and Vader just kind of looks back and forth between them a few times before his body language goes “Fine!” and picks up Sidious to throw him in the garbage. Something about that glancing at Luke, Sidious, Luke, Sidious, is really dumb to me.

     

    2-BobaFettJet Lemme make sure we all saw the same thing. Boba Fett just rocket-blasted himself into a sand-pit, right? – Return of the Jedi

     

    1-BadFeeling 

    “I have a bad feeling about this.” -All of them

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    Loryn Stone has dedicated her life to the written Word of the Nerd. Her writing has also been published on other pop culture websites such as Cracked, LoadScreen, PopLurker, and Temple of Geek. Her debut young-adult novel "My Starlight" (a contemporary love letter to fandom, friendship, anime, cosplaying, love, and loss) is out now by Affinity Rainbow Publications. When she's not writing, Loryn's other interests include collecting robots (Megazords, specifically), playing bass, and blasting metal.

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