A Fight for the Rights to the Name Alexus Johnson

Growing up I think I’ve only ever met one other Breana with my exact spelling. And you know what happened when we met? Bad blood. She HATED me for no apparent reason, even though I was the one born first. I’m of the mind of live and let live but apparently there are others out there who would rather their name remain just theirs. An almost impossible thing to have in this day and age.

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Alexus Johnson #1 DM’d all the other Alexus Johnson’s on Facebook and said:

“I’m sure you’re wondering why I gathered you all here today.” to which one of the other Alexus’ responded with a “??”. Alexus #1 goes on…

What’s funny to me is that if anything this will turn out to be the biggest reunion of people with that name ever. Might be a good idea for people with other similar names to get to know one another. And it’s not like it’s a fight to the death, it’s more of a last one standing. So with the address landing in Vegas it could very well mean a very large drinking game.

So if you know anyone named Alexus Johnson, tell them to meet up at: 160 Las Vegas Blvd N, Las Vegas, NV 89101 for the week of January 22nd. Which is the closest thing to a date I could find about when this text was sent.

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