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    Naked Kansas Boy, Covered in Ranch Dressing, Crashes into Gas Station

    Breana CeballosBy Breana CeballosOctober 22, 20202 Mins Read
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    Well, that’s a title I never thought I would write. Luckily the world had other plans, as one Kansas sheriff reports that a teen decided to crash a car into a gas station Saturday morning.

    Apparently the teen was naked, and covered in ranch dressing. He was under the influence, but they haven’t released what it was yet.

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    The disturbance was reported to 911 at around 3:30 a.m. at the Petro Deli convenience store, the Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.


    “Some of you may have heard some rumors so we would like to share the info we have… Saturday morning, shortly after 3:30am, we received a 911 call about a disturbance at the Petro Deli.

    When deputies arrived, they discovered the following information. A 17-year-old male was naked and under the influence of a substance. He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar.

    Deputies were able to safely place the male into custody. He was taken to a local hospital and later released to his parents. The criminal aspects of this incident are under investigation. We are happy to report that no one was injured during this incident.“


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