Have you ever taken a shower and felt like something was missing? You felt clean but you didn’t feel in control. Now you can smell like the most amazing Starfleet Captain around with this new Earl Grey scented soap. You know who I’m talking about. Captain of the USS Enterprise NCC 1701, Jean-Luc Picard.

Seize the time to lather, rinse, and repeat. This soap bar is an engaging addition to any bathroom decor. Make now the most precious time and add one to your bathroom today.

Unfortunately at the time of this writing it is completely sold out. But you can keep checking back if you follow the link here. Plus if you sign up for alerts for when it comes back in stock you will get 10% off. It’s very inexpensive should you want to get it as a gift for a friend. The soap only runs for $3.95, less than one strip of gold pressed latinum. You really can’t beat that.