Anyone who loves to be spooky all year round WISHES they could live in Disneyland‘s Haunted Mansion. That iconic wallpaper and wall sconces, transforming pictures, and leering statues, are such an aesthetic that we wish we could model our homes after. Well, we can at least pretend to buy the mansion itself, as Zillow has listed the Haunted Mansion for the price of “your soul.”
There’s something really fun about being able to look through the spooky, opulent New Orleans manor. But there may be a few things amiss. If you look closely enough, the photographs might be a bit bewitched, themselves. The listing itself is quite cute. The information shared is trying to gently remind you that this house has many ghosts within.
Given the summer heat, I’m the cooling without notice would be a great feature in this heat. Though the brimstone fireplaces probably come on just as sporadically. And the eggy smell of sulfur would definitely be a point against living there. Also, let’s consider the price. $134 – $256 PER square feet? On 58,833 square foot grounds? Averaging the price per, that’s $11,472,435. Granted, that’s pennies to most millionaires and up. But, forget about having a gym, this house will more than likely have you getting your cardio.
We’re very excited to see the film in all its spooky glory. And perhaps wash the taste of the previous iteration out of our mouths. In the meantime, we’re happy to just peruse the halls of this ghastly abode. You can check out the listing here.
Disney’s “Haunted Mansion” hits theaters July 28th, 2023.