Close Menu
NERDBOT
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram YouTube
    Subscribe
    NERDBOT
    • News
      • Reviews
    • Movies & TV
    • Comics
    • Gaming
    • Collectibles
    • Science & Tech
    • Culture
    • Nerd Voices
    • About Us
      • Join the Team at Nerdbot
    NERDBOT
    Home»Nerd Culture»Food»Give Your Avocados a Podium Finish With This Stand
    Food

    Give Your Avocados a Podium Finish With This Stand

    Heath AndrewsBy Heath AndrewsApril 15, 20222 Mins Read
    Share
    Facebook Twitter Pinterest Reddit WhatsApp Email

    Somedays you want to feel like a winner. Other days you want to feel like one, but just can’t. So what can you do instead? Well, you can do what any normal human being would do and place judgment on something else to determine its value. What better objects to do that with than avocados? And what better way to show your avocados which one is the best with a podium made just for them!

    UncommonGoods.com

    Behold, the Avocado Ripeness Ranker created by Kyle Courcy. Made of solid walnut, this functional decorative piece is obviously made more for the novelty factor than actual utility. But it does have a certain whimsy to it. One could make the argument that if you have a lot of avocados and want to sort them by ripeness, this could get three of them lined right up for you in an easy to go form.

    I would even suggest that Kyle could take this even further with some accessories to spruce up the competitive nature of the avocados; since, as we all know, avocados are highly competitive.

    This mock up shows how you could easily create a small crown or tiara for the winning avocado. I’ve also made a sash with the word Winnercado on it, to give the first place recipient a title that it can cherish until it is summarily smashed on toast. Want to take it a step further? Before cutting up the winner, have a little transition of power where it gives the crown and sash to the runner-up, as they then become the winnercado. Maybe the crown is a little too ostentatious, but it could be toned down easily enough; it’s just a preliminary design.

    Seriously though, if you like avocados or know someone who is really into them, you might want to check this out; it’s the little novelties in life that keep things unpredictably fun.

    Do You Want to Know More?

    Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn WhatsApp Reddit Email
    Previous ArticleThings That Shouldn’t Exist But Do- Pizza Flavored Ice Cream
    Next Article Nothing Says Summer Like a 7ft-Long Dragon Water Sprinkler!
    Heath Andrews

    Heath Andrews has been a student of pop culture ever since he found himself to be the only student in 3rd grade who regularly watched "Get Smart" on Nick-At-Nite. Ever since then he's been engrossed in way too much media with a growing collection of music, books, comics, TV on DVD box sets, and a video game collection that could rival a brick and mortar store. Prior to writing for Nerdbot he's written for Review You, MyAnimeList, and various advertising companies. Since 2016 he's run his own YouTube channel under the moniker of The Critical Android where he livestreams video games and uploads podcasts about pop culture and Frasier.

    Related Posts

    There Are No Del Tacos in St. Louis, Missouri: Here’s Why

    May 13, 2025

    Chuck E. Cheese Debuts Exclusive Dippin’ Dots Flavor Chuck E.’s Cookie Crunch

    May 12, 2025

    Gushers Announces New ALL BLUE Pack

    May 7, 2025

    Make a Garden of Eden Snake Pretzels for Easter

    April 20, 2025

    New Hot Pockets Hidden Valley Ranch Pepperoni, Buffalo Style Chicken

    April 8, 2025

    Pokémon-Shaped-Cheeto Cheetozard Sells at Auction for $87,800

    March 6, 2025
    • Latest
    • News
    • Movies
    • TV
    • Reviews

    “The Story of Spinal Tap” Book Coming Ahead of Sequel Film!

    May 13, 2025

    Jessica Jones Confirmed for “Daredevil: Born Again” Season 2

    May 13, 2025

    Six Sigma Green Belt Certification: Building Strong Foundations in Quality Management

    May 13, 2025

    Relapse in the Spotlight: How Celebrities Handle Public Recovery Setbacks

    May 13, 2025

    “The Story of Spinal Tap” Book Coming Ahead of Sequel Film!

    May 13, 2025

    How to Use Tetris for PTSD Recovery: A Science-Backed Guide

    May 7, 2025

    Funko Announces Price Increases Due to…Reasons

    May 6, 2025
    A Million Lives Book Festival

    Authors Lose Thousands at Failed ‘A Million Lives Book Festival’

    May 6, 2025
    Tom Cruise on top of London’s BFI Imax cinema

    Tom Cruise Spotted on Roof of London’s BFI IMAX

    May 12, 2025

    Cameras to Roll on “Highlander” Reboot this September

    May 9, 2025

    Cameras are Rolling on “Godzilla X Kong: Supernova”

    May 9, 2025
    "Evil Dead Rise"

    “Evil Dead” Sequel Lands Release Date

    May 8, 2025

    Jessica Jones Confirmed for “Daredevil: Born Again” Season 2

    May 13, 2025

    “Alien: Earth” Gets New Images, August Release Date

    May 13, 2025

    “The Office” Spinoff “The Paper” Gets Fall 2025 Release

    May 12, 2025
    "Ted," 2024

    Seth MacFarlane’s “Ted” Gets Animated Series, Teaser

    May 9, 2025

    “Friendship” The Funniest Movie I Couldn’t Wait to End [review]

    May 3, 2025

    “Thunderbolts*” Surprisingly Emotional Therapy Session for Anti-Heroes

    May 3, 2025

    “Sinners” is Sexy, Boozy, Bloody, Bluesy, and Amazing [Review]

    April 18, 2025

    “The Legend of Ochi” Cute Puppets, But No Magic [Review]

    April 16, 2025
    Check Out Our Latest
      • Product Reviews
      • Reviews
      • SDCC 2021
      • SDCC 2022
    Related Posts

    None found

    NERDBOT
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram YouTube
    Nerdbot is owned and operated by Nerds! If you have an idea for a story or a cool project send us a holler on [email protected]

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.