If there’s one thing we certainly can’t discount in 2021, it’s the rising of some of those delightfully chaotic elder gods and possibly even Cthulhu. Imagine the octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind showing up at your house for a dinner party.
If you invite an elder god to dinner, he’s gonna need some souls to munch on. But also, a pretty bitchin’ candelabra to honor him. Like one of these ones?
Order that one here.
This guy is slightly more “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea,” but still pretty great:
Offer the Elder God a drink from his own visage-
And why not a themed door knocker, too?
Order that door knocker here.
Cthulhu shower curtain? Why not?
And who doesn’t love a cuddly Cthulhu?
Order him here.
Or a beanie??
Anyhow. We just thought this list would be a nice distraction from the real madness happening in the world.
