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Neutralize Your Farts With These Charcoal Pads

Now there are gag gifts, and GAG gifts. And since Christmas just passed and no real holiday’s to come, it’s time to focus on your friend’s birthday. Or that particular person who passes gas and it smells so horrible that you wish you could take off your skin and burn it. WELL I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU!

Apparently Amazon sells these little charcoal pads for you to stick on the certain area where you pass gas and BAM it can help neutralize the odor. 

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The description reads: 

Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his altitooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads.We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you’re ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great gift idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts.

Each 3.25″ (8.5 cm) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the underwear. And at around 1/16″ thick, you will never know it’s there but you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don’t smell.

Well, I can name a few people that are in my life that could use this. And to be honest, I am just so curious about this product in general! This would make the perfect gag gift for anyone in your life.

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