With the holidays right around the corner, one this is ultimately unavoidable… National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

You bet your ass it’s that time of year!

Get ready for six weeks of referencing Aunt Bethany, dehydrated turkeys, and full toilets.

I’m sure even the thought of Clark Griswold and company immediately takes you to the image of Randy Quaid smoking a cigar while emptying a literal shit load of bodily leftovers into a suburban Chicago sewer. And if it is your dream to turn the image of Cousin Eddie, in his underwear, pumping poop underground, into an adorable teddy bear well guess what… you totally can!!

Oh yes the folks at Build-A-Bear have opened the floodgates of gross holiday nostalgia just so someone in your family can see the look on your face as you try to find an appropriate thank you for such a weird gift.

I’m not going to lie, I would actually let this bear spill shit into my sewer… they are just too damn cute.

Of all the ways to turn something sick into something cute, this is pretty damn amazing. I would consider buying one if I wasn’t totally over Christmas Vacation. Seriously, there are way better holiday movies to get a hard on for. But I can understand how and why you could put the film on such a pedestal. No joke, it’s a modern It’s A Wonderful Life.

Anyway, the Cousin Eddie Bear runs $50.50 and can be purchased by clicking here.

Hallelujah… Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

By Adam Chmielewski

@PolishKaiju

Photo Credits- Build-A-Bear/Warner Brothers

Would you buy one of these? Let Nerdbot know in the comments!!

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