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Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush: Get Your Hands on the Most Foul, Cruel, and Bad-Tempered Rodent You Ever Set Eyes on!

Yes, the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog from Monty Python and the Holy Grail may look like an innocent white Easter Bunny. This plush Vorpal Bunny has soft, snow-white fur, and a fluffy tail. What’s it going to do? Bite your bum?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene where we meet the adorable Rabbit of Caerbannog.  Look, it's greeting the brave knight.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene where we meet the adorable Rabbit of Caerbannog. Look, it’s greeting the brave knight.

Perhaps you didn’t notice it’s bloodied maw, carnivorous teeth, and poised body. This bunny might leap.

What Do I Need a Killer Rabbit Plush for?

  1. You can make your room instantly scarier by placing this plush in a pile of bones, just like the Cave of Caerbannog. This makes it a perfect Halloween decoration– or everyday decoration.
  2. You can use this bunny to teach your children a valuable life lesson: don’t assume any creature is safe!
  3. Rabbit Lovers Rejoice! Bunny lovers know that rabbits may have a rep for being docile, innocent, and easy pets to cuddle. This makes them common starter pets or gifts for young children. However real rabbits poop, bite, and scratch! They are skittish, and often take years before they warm-up to their human companions. Thank goodness for the Killer Rabbit plush! It won’t poop, bite, or scratch. You can cuddle with it all you want. This is a far more suitable gift for your children.
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Don’t Run Away!

Factory Entertainment released a cute, bloodied version of the killer plush for an affordable $14.99! It was a Comic-Con Exclusive, but due to popular demand, it is now available for pre-order on Entertainment Earth. It is expected to ship by September 2019. This will give you ample time to decorate your house with piles of bones for its arrival.

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Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush - San Diego Comic-Con 2019 approximately 5 inches long, but beware.  It may leap.

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