Do you love the smell of fried chicken but are tired of hanging out in KFC parking lots hoping to catch a whiff of the beautiful deep fried goodness?
First of all, I hope you are not doing that. Mainly because you can easily catch the KFC drift a half mile from the restaurant. So no need to go all the way there. Second, the infamous KFC firelog that can make your living room smell like fried chicken is officially back on the market.
As Nerdist.com reported on December 5th, the product we never knew we needed and now will not live without will be hitting the shelves of Wal-Marts across America just in time for the 2019 holiday season. Hell yes! For the price of $18.99 the aroma of I’m assuming way more than twenty bucks worth of KFC’s signature blend of eleven herbs and spices coming together perfectly can be yours.
The KFCLog sold out so quickly last year that its return was as guaranteed as expensive rent in Los Angeles and the logs will be available exclusively at Wal-Mart until they’re no longer available. The logs are also made out of recycled materials so you can stay warm, have your place smell delicious, and do something for the environment all at once. You can’t do that with the latest iPhone.
Is it just me or is Fried Chicken having the kind of Renaissance we thought John Travolta would have after Pulp Fiction? Honestly, I am 100% for this product and if I had a fireplace, I’d have a KFCLog roasting away as you are reading this. The product is completely relevant for those with a fireplace and winter. If you like the Fried Chicken smell and have twenty bucks you can burn, totally pick one up.
I would advise against taking the KFCLog camping… I can’t imagine all of the bad things that could come from putting the smell of Fried Chicken into the atmosphere where wild animals live. Bears will probably eat you, the way you eat KFC… fried and seasoned.
Please burn the KFCLog responsibly.
By Adam Chmielewski
@PolishKaiju
Photo Credits- Twitter/KFC
Have you smelled the glory of the KFCLog? Let Nerdbot know in the comments!!