Are you an onion enthusiast who has always wanted to live your best orge life? Well, we have the Airbnb listing for you! Donkey has just listed Shrek’s Swamp for a weekend getaway on the popular travel site!
This two-bedroom, one-bathroom dwelling is located in the hills of the Scottish Highlands. So you’ll have plenty of peace and quiet in this mud-laden, moss-covered, murky-watered oasis. This charming, cozy refuge is the perfect secluded spot to enjoy a brisk autumn day and starry nights to hibernate like a true ogre would.
Its $0-a-night price tag pays tribute to the priceless refuge that Shrek’s Swamp has provided to all fairytale creatures. Or that Donkey is secretly listing it while swamp-sitting for Shrek and doesn’t want to raise any eyebrows. Because, come on, where would a donkey get money from?
Guests will be able to book an exclusive two-night stay for up to three friends from October 27th through the 29th. Shrek’s biggest fans aka Brogres can request to book Shrek’s Swamp beginning October 13 at 1 PM (ET)/10 AM (PT) / 6 PM (BST) on Airbnb’s website. And don’t worry about the “BEWARE” signs. That’s just Shrek’s way of decorating and saying welcome home.
Swamp Guests Can:
- Relax in the ambiance of “earwax candlelight.”
- Kick their feet up with a parfait.
- Swap stories around the fire until late in the night.
- Enjoy a stack of freshly made waffles in the morning.
- And of course, enjoy the ultimate privacy of Shrek’s trusted outhouse (you know the one).
As a part of this special offering, Airbnb will make a one-time donation to the HopScotch Children’s Charity, which provides some of Scotland’s most vulnerable and disadvantaged children with respite breaks through nurturing and dynamic holiday trips.
However, this opportunity to stay in Shrek’s swamp is not a contest. Guests will be responsible for their own travel to and from Scotland. The listing also notes that the bathroom is located 20 meters from the main living area in a standalone facility. The property is also independently owned and operated by Ardverikie Estate.
