Last month, Elon Musk announced his intent to buy social media platform Twitter. This would be a terrible idea, we can all agree, right? Well, Snoop Dogg tweeted Friday morning that he thinks its about time HE buys Twitter.
Though Twitter officially accepted Musk’s $44 billion offer, that the deal is on hold. Not only that, but Musk says he planned to make some pretty odd changes to the platform. Including some talk about “hardcore software engineering.” This is such a strange statement that even well known software engineer Grady Broch chimed in.
While Snoop on the other hand has more reasonable ideas, such as:
- Everyone gets a blue check, except bots f* them
- Free internet on airplanes because $29 an hour is bullsh*t
- Replacing the board of directors with Jimmy from his corner Fish Fry, Tommy Chung and tha guy with the ponytail on CNBC.
#WhenSnoopBuysTwitter is trending. Others have chimed in that they’d like a sarcasm font which is honestly one of the best ideas put out there. Early morning stoner thoughts could become the norm. The world in general might become a much more chill place.
If there is a way to make this happen, it would be awesome. Maybe he can get Martha Stewart on board and co-own it with her. We all know that they made the coolest co-hosts on “Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party.” Oh HECK! If they tweeted profound thoughts and recipes that would be dope!
