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    How Star Wars Characters Make Their Coffee, A Story in Pictures

    Derrick MurrayBy Derrick MurrayApril 30, 2020Updated:May 3, 20202 Mins Read
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    As any Star Wars fan will tell you there are always questions that are left unanswered: Why is Lando wearing Han Solo’s clothes at the end of Empire Strikes Back? How did Moff Gideon acquire the darksaber? Who let Palpatine smash? The galaxy far far away has always sparked numerous debates over the years and always seems to leave fans to theorize and ask questions about what has happened and what is to come. But one question has arisen that no one has thought to ask until now: how do your favorite Star Wars characters make their coffee?

    In a hilarious tweet thread, @ViWiWrites answers this very question. From Poe to Vader to Luke Skywalker, everyone has a method that fits their personality. To be honest, I didn’t even know some of these coffee brewing methods existed. However, that’s a rabbit hole for another time. Some of these are spot on and if they were to make them into playing cards, I would definitely want to purchase the whole set.

    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn't overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.'
    Image may contain: possible text that says 'Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT IT E'
    Image may contain: 1 person, coffee cup, possible text that says 'Rey only drinks gas station coffee with hazelnut creamer and she does not understand why everyone is all up in arms about it it'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Poe Dameron uses a Chemex. He has broken four of them this year alone but refuses to switch methods because he likes coffee preparation methods that wear a little scarf'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Rose Tico uses a Moka pot because it's so cute, and she can carry it around in her rucksack moving from camp to camp. BIRLETTI Moka Color'
    Image may contain: possible text that says 'Vader likes it when things coordinate. AMRIMCED M'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Padmé uses a Japanese cold brew coffee system that her mother gave her because it's as much art as it is a method of preparation.'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Armitage Hux thinks coffee is for the weak. He leaves his tea bags in the entire time he's drinking it so that it gets all bitter and full of tannins.'
    Image may contain: 1 person
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Finn has a keurig because Jesus Christ not every thing has to be a beautiful tea ceremony in the morning for crying out loud he just wants a nice cup of coffee to go thank you very much KENRIS ாE'
    Image may contain: 1 person, food, possible text that says 'He just just- mean the beans are technically "cooked" if you squint'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Han Solo makes cold brew concentrate in a 5 gallon jug and he does NOT dilute it TODDY'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Leia Organa is fueled entirely by a passion for global democracy and needs no additional stimulants'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'R2D2 shows up ten minutes late with the iced latte that is the reason he's late and he doesn't even try and hide it R 18'
    Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Luke makes matcha tea with the whisk and everything.'
    Image may contain: 1 person, text

    There are only 13 characters here so hopefully the thread gets enough attention to prompt her to make more. I would love to know how Lando or Jabba the Hut make theirs. I’m assuming Jabba has a servant brew at room temperature so he can lick it bit by bit and Lando likes a smooth blend. For now, enjoy the answers to a question you never thought to ask about Star Wars.

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