FOOLISH MORTALS! Sorry- we have to assume every single outlet writing about this teaser is going to use that line. Walt Disney Studios has released the first teaser trailer for their upcoming new feature film based on one of the most iconic rides in the Disney Parks- The Haunted Mansion.

Justin Simien directs “Haunted Mansion” from a script by Katie Dippold. LaKeith Stanfield, Tiffany Haddish, Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, Rosario Dawson, Chase W. Dillon, and Dan Levy star. Expect to see Jared Leto as The Hatbox Ghost, and Jamie Lee Curtis as Madame Leota.
“As a lifelong fan of the Haunted Mansion attraction, I’m beyond excited to share the teaser trailer for our new film adaptation featuring an incredible cast,” Simien said. “Our team has worked tirelessly to create a scary, funny and cinematic otherworldly adventure for both new and die-hard fans to enjoy! I can’t wait for audiences to experience this big screen version of the iconic Disney attraction.”

A single mom named Gabbie hires a tour guide, a psychic, a priest, and a historian to help exorcise their newly bought mansion; after discovering it is inhabited by ghosts.
“Haunted Mansion” takes a Doom Buggy into theaters July 28th, 2023.