Look, let’s be real. Sometimes there’s nothing more comfortable to lay on than your partner’s behind. Sometimes those glutes just have the perfect curve and cushion that brings on the drowzies the second you dare to rest your head. But some of us don’t have the benefit of a partner. Or sometimes hubby or wifey might be away just when you need some cheeky Zs. Well, the innovators at The Buttress Pillow have got you covered. Introducing a plush, flexible pillow of the rumpiest comfort.
The Buttress Pillow is all about the appreciation for a good booty. With a patented design, the website boasts three varieties to choose from. The ODB, the OMG, and the ORT, which is a range from a pert and taught athletic behind to a badonkadonk of epic proportions. Regardless of what you choose, you’ll be sure to experience softness and support. And there’s a variety of colors to choose from. Each booty comes with its own unique slip cover of your choice. You can also purchase a humorous thong to accentuate those comfy globes.
These pillows really are kind of a perfect gift. If the testimonials are to be believed, the pillowy posteriors are worth every penny and the comfort undeniable. The three selections are currently on sale, ranging from $70 to $150. That’s unlikely to last forever, so best listen to that fire under your own bum to get yours now. While you’re at it, if you’re a connoisseur of a shapely seat, pick up a Best Butts of 2023 Calendar to compliment your purchase.
