Author: Aaron Russell

Aaron knows when to make a party. He always reads his instructions and makes love like a banshee. He likes going places, eating stock, and fishing for new creatures. He currently resides in the Midwest with his lovely wife and five carnivorous pets.

Movies

All The Sexy Hunks From The MCU: Part One

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Welcome to an ongoing series celebrating all the delicious hunks from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. First up, the heroes of PHASE ONE. These are the gentlemen who kicked off this 10 year journey into hawtness. Iron Man/Tony Stark “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the f**k you were gonna do anyway.” – Robert Downey Jr. The universe needed a Big Bang, and RDJ was the singularity. 2008’s Iron Man was the runaway success that nobody planned for. We were all drunk on Nolan’s Batman at the time, anticipating the huge failure Heath Ledger’s Joker would be in a couple months.…

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Television

Bane Of Banes: FOX’s Gotham Debuts Its Latest Villain

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The Batman prequel series, Gotham, has released the first images of the infamous villain, Bane, played by actor Shane West, and set to appear in its new, and last, season. Fabulous! Needless to say, if you’ve made any rounds on the nerd circuit, you already know this jazzercise gear is getting universally panned. But what was the straw that broke the Bane’s back? Where do we start? Ok, I’m just going to point out a few things that could use some…improvement. Hopefully, the studio will hear our collective WTFs and make some hasty changes. 1. WTF is going on…

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