There is a Game of Thrones version of Cards Against Humanity that is out now, so if you want to kill Joffrey in a different way you can. This game is not officially licensed but that won’t make it any less fun. It is made by the same people that make Cards Against Star Wars, cardgamecity.com

This is how to play:

  • There are 675 playing cards in total. 215 dark grey cards with white script and 460 white cards with black script.
  • Each round, one player reads from a grey card and everyone, in turn, answers with their funniest white card. That’s why there are more white cards than grey cards, so you can choose the funniest and most fitting response.
  • And they’re very shocking. For instance, a grey card might read: “I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and _______________.”
  • Choose a white card and the answer might be: “Wildlings self proclaimed direwolve wolf shaggers”

Just a note that the example white card that they use on the site is much more X rated but for the sake of the readers at Nerdbot I chose to go with a more tame one. They are saying that shipping is between 2-6 days but you will want to make sure that you order it soon. Otherwise it might not get here in time for Christmas, if that’s what you are aiming for. They also have a sale right now so instead of $79.00 its only $40.00.

Also a reminder that this is NOT officially licensed.. but still fun for a drunken game night. Be like Tyrion and you can “Drink & Know Things”