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I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: A Severed Human Hand and Six Human Skulls
A severed human hand and six human skulls… not things that I would have anticipated finding in a New Jersey stipper’s home.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: A Severed Human Hand and Six Human Skulls
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Today’s Corporate Goth
There comes a time when every pale-faced goth must face the tucked-in shirt of corporate America. Thankfully, no goth has to go it alone. Corporate Goth exists as a guide, and community, for those about to take the plunge.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: How Evil are You?
I’m about 85% evil. That’s pretty impressive. And you?
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Vote Satan in 2008
Now here’s a candidate that I can really get behind: Satan for President in 2008. From his campaign spiel: “Until the day you die and your soul is mine, your body is yours. Just as my government will not take the lives of our citizens, it will also giv
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Dead Things from Other Countries
Here in America, our street vendors sell worthless crap… like fake Rolex watches and hot dogs. In china, however, the street vendors sell dead falcons, flattened lizards, and dried coiled snakes. My country sucks.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: So Proud of Humanity
One of the greatest things about writing for this blog is the prospect of being presented with little obscure tidbits of humanity that one just never could have ever even imagined existed. I’m about to share one of those tidbits. However, before I do, I’d
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Swarm of Babies
Babies. Innocent and cute… right? WRONG! Well, not installation artist Chris Klapper’s babies, anyway:
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Israel/Lebanon Black Metal
This Israel/Lebanon conflict is undoubtedly frightening and tragic. Luckily, as a means of better understand their cultures, there is some pretty impressive Black Metal being offered from both sides.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: A Message to Blade… I Mean, Mr. Snipes
Look, hunting vampires is one thing… Yeah yeah, they’re creepy and all. I vant to suck your blood! I sleep in a coffin! Sure. Fine. It’s just that the mall goths (mall goth n. 1. one who frequents Hot Topic 2. me, in 10th grade) have ruined the vampire
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: A Message to Blade… I Mean, Mr. Snipes
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Stuff Magazine Writes Something Useful!?
Okay, what’s going on here? First, Maxim writes something worthwhile… and now Stuff Magazine too!? I’m shocked. Anyway, Stuff has compiled a list of “The 10 Most Ridiculous Metal Album Covers.” And you know what? They’re spot on:
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Stuff Magazine Writes Something Useful!?
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Decapitated Bears Suck
Okay. The title of this post, Decapitated Bears Suck, is a lame attempt to be clever and funny. No, more like a lame failure of an attempt to be clever funny. You see, these decapitated stuffed bears are actually vacuum bags. You mash your vacuum contrapt
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Gaze into My Crystal Skull
You know what would look nice next to my 15 million dollar, diamond-encrusted, platinum skull? An American Indian-made, crystal skull of unknown origin… one whose construction defies physics and creation technique would necessitate 300 years of man hour
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Maxim Writes Something Useful!?
It’s been a blemish on the horror film industry for some time now. No, not really a blemish. More like a festering sore. And someone needed to do something about it. Someone needed to say something… anything! And I for one, am glad that it was Maxim Onl
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Hell’s Gift Shop
I know it’s a little early to be thinking about xmas, but… well, I never know what to get anyone and I end up buying a lot of gift certificates or, what is rapidly becoming my preference, hiding in a cave until the whole xmas thing blows over. This year
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Downright Adorable
And speaking of dolls, the “morbid fine art dolls” of Ugly Shyla makes Chucky seem downright adorable.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Why I Don’t Have Children
The hand-painted “vintage style abnormal dolls” of Kerry Kate are hauntingly beautiful. I would, without hesitation, give these dolls to my children… which I don’t have… which is probably a good thing. Yes, a very good thing.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: How to Get Evicted
I want my apartment to be a haunted house… year round. Fortunately, there’s some pretty detailed build instructions available on this here internet… with pictures… and some great quotes (when taken out of context, of course):
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Witch School!
Didn’t Spinal Tap release a song called Witch School? Oh wait… that was something else. Anyway, in the crazy midwestern town of Hoopeston, IL (you don’t believe me that it’s crazy, do you? Well get this: the local high school’s mascot is known as the Co
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Yawning Bunnies of the Apocalypse
Right. So, I don’t believe for one second that these are photos of bunnies yawning. Nope. Clearly, these creatures are possessed by Satan himself!
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Geeks Make the Best CaDAVers
This one is for all my geek readers out there. From the suggestion email, Hugh writes: “Geek Dead Thing of the Day: The technology called WebDAV is short for “Web-based Distributed Authoring and Versioning”; basically, it’s an alternative to ftp for fi
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: For Today’s Most Discerning Zombie
It’s innovative conveniences like these that make life as today’s fashionable zombie, bearable. Why should I (as a chic, modern, zombie youth) go stumbling around town, hungry for brains, hunting for a slow enough victim… when I can simply go down to th
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: 11 Petrified Corpses… A Disney Marketing Ploy
What an incredible find! A ghost ship stuffed with 11 petrified corpses! “…and when Barbadian coastguard officers boarded it, they made a gruesome find. The boat’s phantom crew was made up of the desiccated corpses of 11 young men, huddled in two se
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: 11 Petrified Corpses… A Disney Marketing Ploy
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Gummy Body Parts
Well, I’m back. Did you even notice that I was gone? Yeah, I was camping. On an island. And while “fun was had by all,” nothing dead was experienced by anyone. Although, I did happen to pick up a nice deadish (and tasty) trinket while exploring the mainla
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Probably the Most Important Patent Ever Filed
How often do I find myself with a severed, or “discorporated” animal head, and no way to keep it alive? More often than I’d like to admit. Thankfully, in 1987, a patent was filed to solve this specific dilemma.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Probably the Most Important Patent Ever Filed
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Frankenstein’s Footwear
These are the shoes that the Frankenstein monster would wear. From the artist’s statement: “It’s a Nike shoe stapled together with human flesh, twitching… Other than simply being twisted, this piece comments on issues of sweatshop labour and…”
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Six Bucks Well Spent
Cute! And gross! Me want! “Squeeze the Skull Horror Ball and unimaginable horrors “creep” out of the eyeballs, come to life, drip with bloodlike droplets. Let go, and the insides slowly retract inside the skull. Oooo! Yech!!” Hmm… apparently, Skul
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Endless Zombie Carnage
I’m not one to advocate the use of the animated gif… ever. In fact, I condemn it. Fully, thoroughly, and without abandon. Yet, Paul Robertson’s “endless zombie caranage procession” is making me reconsider my stance on that particular image format.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: The Goth Kids are Going to Disneyland
It’s a beautiful thing… corpse paint in the Magic Kingdom. And interestingly enough, Mickey himself is sporting the white-face/black-extremities look. Hmm… I’ve never noticed it before. He’s even got the sought after widow’s peak that’s so popular amo
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: A Riddle
Q: What costs 15 to 18 million dollars and would add some much needed (and very appropriate) bling to my apartment? A: A life-sized human skull “Cast in platinum and covered with 8,500 diamonds” of course! The artist, Damien Hirst, has this to say a
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: A O Hell!
Giant, faceless corporation. Yep. That’s AOL. But, come on! This is just low. Even for a giant, faceless corporation
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: My Ceiling is Only Six Feet High
I need this painted over my bed.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Wagering a Guess
Okay. The site is in Japanese. I can’t even begin to guess what is going on here. But, if I was forced to offer an explanation, I’d say that someone is having a little too much fun at the cadaver lab… as if that’s even possible!
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Satan is Real!
Duh! Of course Satan is real. Would this blog even exist without the love and support of the Demon King himself? I mean, Satan is the number 1 sponsor of I LIKE DEAD THINGS. This blog is practically a homage to his greatness! Is Satan real? Of course he’s
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Hufu, the Healthy Human Flesh Alternative
If you’re like me, you’ve always longed to know the taste of human flesh. And, if you’re even more like me, you’re also a vegetarian. Yes, I know… it’s an odd discrepancy: A taste for human flesh and vegetarianism!? Well, what can you do? Anyway… Now,
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Hufu, the Healthy Human Flesh Alternative
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: The LEGO Suicides
Traditionally, LEGOs and suicide aren’t really much of a typical bosom buddy combination. LEGOs and a happy childhood go pretty much hand-in-hand… as do suicide and a rusty razor blade. Yet this flickr photoset, entitled “The LEGO Suicides,” proves that
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Decapitated Bear USB Drive
Remember those ultra-tacky stuffed animals that you used to be able to see closed in car trunks (they were trendy in the mid 90s)? The ones that looked like Garfield’s butt. And so it essentially made it look like you had closed Garfield in your trunk and
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: This Ain’t Your Mom’s Teddy Bears Picnic
Ah yes. Teddy bear massacre. Massacred by dishwashing gloves. Why? Well, why not.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: This Ain’t Your Mom’s Teddy Bears Picnic
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: And Speaking of Things Made Out of Babies…
So you went out and got that stunning suit made out of babies. And good for you. You deserve it! But now you’re presented with a really awkward problem: You’re not quite sure what one listens to whilst sporting a suit made out of babies? I mean, the wrong
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: And Speaking of Things Made Out of Babies…
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Putting the Boneheaps in Order
I’ve mentioned Jan Svankmajer on this blog before, and I’m sure I’ll mention him again. I mean, he is the undisputed king of stop-action creepiness (you’ve really got to check out his rendition of the Alice story). Anyway, back in 1970, Jan made a li’l do
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: I Roll in Dead Things
I like dead things. I really do. But not enough to roll in them. Although… Anyway, I stumbled upon the above comic in the Mother Goose & Grim archive. This is the May 2, 2006 contribution.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: What is the Thing in a Jar?
Thing in a Jar. What is it? Is it an alien fetus? A rare deformity? A diseased lump of fleshy meat?
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Girls and Corpses
Right. So, the title really says it all. But, in case you’re still unsure: “Why Girls and Corpses, you ask? Well, if you’re like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring them together in one magazine?
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Nothing is Hotter than Bloodthirsty Zombie Nurses
I received an email concerning an, as of yet, unreleased film entitled “Room 6.” I’ve been asked to give it a quick once over and perhaps share my thoughts here, on I LIKE DEAD THINGS. Sweet! Free DVD!
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Nothing is Hotter than Bloodthirsty Zombie Nurses
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: You’d Make Such a Beautiful Corpse
Most of my readers have probably thought about dying at one time or another… okay, probably everyday… during every waking hour? But, if you’re reading this, you’re probably not dead (although, I can’t know for sure). Anyway, now is your chance to try