Here in America, our street vendors sell worthless crap… like fake Rolex watches and hot dogs. In china, however, the street vendors sell dead falcons, flattened lizards, and dried coiled snakes. My country sucks.
Tag Archives: animals
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: So Proud of Humanity
One of the greatest things about writing for this blog is the prospect of being presented with little obscure tidbits of humanity that one just never could have ever even imagined existed. I’m about to share one of those tidbits. However, before I do, I’d
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Yawning Bunnies of the Apocalypse
Right. So, I don’t believe for one second that these are photos of bunnies yawning. Nope. Clearly, these creatures are possessed by Satan himself!
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Probably the Most Important Patent Ever Filed
How often do I find myself with a severed, or “discorporated” animal head, and no way to keep it alive? More often than I’d like to admit. Thankfully, in 1987, a patent was filed to solve this specific dilemma.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Probably the Most Important Patent Ever Filed
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Decapitated Bear USB Drive
Remember those ultra-tacky stuffed animals that you used to be able to see closed in car trunks (they were trendy in the mid 90s)? The ones that looked like Garfield’s butt. And so it essentially made it look like you had closed Garfield in your trunk and
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: I Roll in Dead Things
I like dead things. I really do. But not enough to roll in them. Although… Anyway, I stumbled upon the above comic in the Mother Goose & Grim archive. This is the May 2, 2006 contribution.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: Skulls Unlimited
Finally, an answer to a question that has been plaguing my readers since the inception of this blog: Where, oh where, can one purchase quality skulls on the internet? Well, at Skulls Unlimited, of course. Skulls Unlimited, “the World’s Leading Supplier of
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: I Never Want to Know a Day Without Taxidermy
Where would I LIKE DEAD THINGS be without taxidermy? I mean really, “the art or operation of preparing, stuffing, and mounting the skins of dead animals for exhibition in a lifelike state!?” That’s practically the mission statement of this blog.
I LIKE DEAD THINGS :: I Never Want to Know a Day Without Taxidermy
Animal Bones and Assorted Hardware
Jessica Joslin’s sculpture is simply wonderful. She uses animal bones and other ornamental pieces (like brass hardware, antique lamp fittings, velvet, leather, etc…) to create these truly splendid creatures… something one might expect to see crawl out
Oh Deer God…
The first post is always the trickiest. How does one begin a blog about an unnatural fondness for dead things? Well, with a fawn in a jar, of course!